HOW TO UPGRADE A COMPUTER
Posted: 21 Oct 2003, 18:57
HOW TO UPGRADE A COMPUTER
THIS PROCESS WILL COMPARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UPGRADING A CHOSAT COMPUTER AND AN OFF-THE-SHELF COMPUTER LIKE DELL, GATEWAY, IBM, HP, COMPAQ AND OTHERS.
FIRST YEAR: NEW COMPUTERS
SECOND YEAR: YOUR OFF THE SHELF MONITOR WITH A ONE YEAR WARRANTY WENT OUT FOUR MONTHS AGO. COST: $225
YEAR 3-5:
OFF-THE-SHELF COMPUTER: RECYCLE, GIVE TO YOUR KIDS, CHURCH OR OTHER ORGANIZATION AND BUY A NEW ONE. COST: $1000 - $1200
CHOSAT COMPUTER: DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF RAM AND BUY A FASTER CPU AND YOU ARE UP TO DATE. COST: LESS THAN $200. LAUGHING AT YOUR FRIEND WITH THE OFF THE SHELF COMPUTER: $ PRICELESS $
YEAR 6-8:
OFF-THE-SHELF COMPUTER: GO TO HOME DEPOT AND GET 3 FEET OF CHAIN AND A BAG OF CEMENT AND TURN IT INTO A BOAT ANCHOR OR RECYCLE, GIVE TO YOUR KIDS, CHURCH OR OTHER ORGANIZATION HOPING THEY WILL FORGIVE YOU AND THEN GO BUY A NEW ONE. THIS TIME YOU THINK SPENDING MORE WILL MAKE IT LAST LONGER. COST: $1250 - $1400
CHOSAT COMPUTER: INSTALL NEXT GENERATION MOTHERBOARD. CPU & RAM. COST: AROUND $200 - $300. MAYBE A NEW VIDEO CARD. $30 - $60
YEAR 9-11:
OFF-THE-SHELF COMPUTER: RECYCLE, GIVE TO YOUR KIDS, CHURCH OR OTHER ORGANIZATION AND BUY A NEW ONE. COST: $1000 - $1200
CHOSAT COMPUTER: DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF RAM AND BUY A FASTER CPU. COST: LESS THAN $200
YEAR 11-12: SIT AROUND AND WONDER WHY YOU SPENT OVER $3000 ON SO CALLED ''NAME BRAND OFF-THE-SHELF" COMPUTERS INSTEAD OF $600 UPGRADING YOUR CHOSAT COMPUTER!!!! OR, BE GLAD YOU HAVE STAYED WITH CHOSAT OVER THE YEARS AND DECIDE TO BUY ANOTHER ONE. BY THIS TIME, YOUR NEXT CHOSAT COMPUTER WILL BE A 432 GHZ PROCESSOR WITH 512 GB OF RAM WITH A 65 TERRABYTE HARDRIVE. YOUR CDRW HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH DISCS THE SIZE OF YOUR FINGERNAIL THAT COME IN A TUBE THE SIZE OF A PAC OF GUM THAT YOU JUST PUSH INTO A SLOT IN YOUR COMPUTER.
THIS PROCESS WILL COMPARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UPGRADING A CHOSAT COMPUTER AND AN OFF-THE-SHELF COMPUTER LIKE DELL, GATEWAY, IBM, HP, COMPAQ AND OTHERS.
FIRST YEAR: NEW COMPUTERS
SECOND YEAR: YOUR OFF THE SHELF MONITOR WITH A ONE YEAR WARRANTY WENT OUT FOUR MONTHS AGO. COST: $225
YEAR 3-5:
OFF-THE-SHELF COMPUTER: RECYCLE, GIVE TO YOUR KIDS, CHURCH OR OTHER ORGANIZATION AND BUY A NEW ONE. COST: $1000 - $1200
CHOSAT COMPUTER: DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF RAM AND BUY A FASTER CPU AND YOU ARE UP TO DATE. COST: LESS THAN $200. LAUGHING AT YOUR FRIEND WITH THE OFF THE SHELF COMPUTER: $ PRICELESS $
YEAR 6-8:
OFF-THE-SHELF COMPUTER: GO TO HOME DEPOT AND GET 3 FEET OF CHAIN AND A BAG OF CEMENT AND TURN IT INTO A BOAT ANCHOR OR RECYCLE, GIVE TO YOUR KIDS, CHURCH OR OTHER ORGANIZATION HOPING THEY WILL FORGIVE YOU AND THEN GO BUY A NEW ONE. THIS TIME YOU THINK SPENDING MORE WILL MAKE IT LAST LONGER. COST: $1250 - $1400
CHOSAT COMPUTER: INSTALL NEXT GENERATION MOTHERBOARD. CPU & RAM. COST: AROUND $200 - $300. MAYBE A NEW VIDEO CARD. $30 - $60
YEAR 9-11:
OFF-THE-SHELF COMPUTER: RECYCLE, GIVE TO YOUR KIDS, CHURCH OR OTHER ORGANIZATION AND BUY A NEW ONE. COST: $1000 - $1200
CHOSAT COMPUTER: DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF RAM AND BUY A FASTER CPU. COST: LESS THAN $200
YEAR 11-12: SIT AROUND AND WONDER WHY YOU SPENT OVER $3000 ON SO CALLED ''NAME BRAND OFF-THE-SHELF" COMPUTERS INSTEAD OF $600 UPGRADING YOUR CHOSAT COMPUTER!!!! OR, BE GLAD YOU HAVE STAYED WITH CHOSAT OVER THE YEARS AND DECIDE TO BUY ANOTHER ONE. BY THIS TIME, YOUR NEXT CHOSAT COMPUTER WILL BE A 432 GHZ PROCESSOR WITH 512 GB OF RAM WITH A 65 TERRABYTE HARDRIVE. YOUR CDRW HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH DISCS THE SIZE OF YOUR FINGERNAIL THAT COME IN A TUBE THE SIZE OF A PAC OF GUM THAT YOU JUST PUSH INTO A SLOT IN YOUR COMPUTER.
